Miss Black Eyeliner

afunnyfeminist:

crassygrass:

crassygrass:

i love the sense of apathy you get from the body stance of the woman on the cliff

like

she did not throw that baby hard enough for it to travel at that trajectory

Professor Gilligan explains the physics behind the trajectory of an ocean-bound baby:

Here’s a link to the video on YouTube: http://youtu.be/Ezs_TNH3vxk

She didn’t throw that baby. It, um, fell … on its own. *shifty eyes*

“Aw shit! Honey you were right! Letting little Billy take his first steps here was a bad idea!”

(Source: davebag)