March 2012
February 2012
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Oh dear god I am going to vomit
a romantic story →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And they lived happily ever after.
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Neither of us is going to have the guts to say...
you are adorable we have similar interests and I think we should bang
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
I seriously had this conversation with a guy...
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I would like my hiring decision delivered to me in...
“I Want You Back” The Jackson 5
“Until You Come Back To Me” Aretha Franklin (This doesn’t mean however that I want J.D. rapping on my door or tapping on my window all summer)
“God Only Knows” The Beach Boys
“I Turn To You” Christina Aguilera
“I’d Rather Go Blind” Etta James
“Faithfully” Journey
“Never...
falltogether said: you cant be old, becuas that woudl make me old. oh god my typing.
we’ll be old ladies together in our long distance relationship xD
“Me: They total charges before insurance is almost 2 grand!
Mom: Yep they said...”
– my mom and I discussing my hospital bills
The two directions this week can go:
I’m bout to be old and out of a job for next year (and possibly out of school and a place to live)
I’m bout to be old and still employed next year
either way, it’s not even gonna be cute anymore when my ass is drunk off of two drinks at the bars on friday
Watchfalltogether:
starving-african:
why is this bitch so pissed?
lol, she gives me a headache.
girrrl calm yo tits
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There's a group of people deciding my fate right...
Please don’t make me go work in the bookstore aka the island of misfit reslifers
Organon: To all those men who don't think the rape... →
oforganon:
(via) This post in particular is addressed to men, not because women don’t rape and women don’t make/laugh at rape jokes and not because men can’t be raped, but because, by nature of the existing gender disparity, men are in a unique position to be taken seriously when they raise objections to…
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“I’m open to whoever. I think it is absurd to assume that I have to look in a...”
– Amber Heard (via blackbruise)
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
tragunamecoides:
conf3ssions:
lacelicious:
dreamparticles:
louisejaynehere:
sherlocksscarf:
angelofmadness13:
frankietwohats:
jimsnolongeralive:
Yes. This is good.
I get some pretty good results with my name. :>
Alright, not bad. Something I drew at least :D
cackles manically
oh okay
SIMBAAAAA
RAPUNZELLLLL
AWESOME
yup.
:D
uh wut?
