December 2011
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filipinafeminist:
AAA ‘Tipsy Tow’ not available in MOST STATES on New Years Eve
tigersmilk:
The only states that are possibly offering the service from 6pm Saturday, December 31, 2011 ‘til 6am on Sunday, January 1, 2012 are Hawaii, Texas, New Mexico, Alabama and California.
Well, damn.
be safe Californians!
I'm not the kind of girl a guy would fall in love...
That moment when you put on a new bra and think...
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Sometimes when I can't sleep I rewrite popular...
Sleeping on the floor
Hearing my bro snore
And I’m too excited to go to sleep
It’s cold in this room
Hope morning comes soon
Get me some presents that are neat
I’m so sick of waiting
My mom’s upstairs complaining
Bout the credit card debt they are in now
Guess it’s times like these remind me
That it’s family that christmas is about
Mom: *tugging on my pants* what's a lady gotta do to get a cup of coffee around here?
Me: Not try to pull my pants down like a pervert!
Mom: You show us your butt all the time!
Me: So you miss it now?!
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Word.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle. fo shizzle. All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag to bring the good homies and bitches their swag
When you see your friend and their crush together
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