Miss Black Eyeliner: Archive

When someone asks you when you're going to get a...

…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.” THIS!

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I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...

But it would be pretty weird asking myself.

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Watch

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Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...

dontstopx0: thatshouldbemestuckinthemoment: Droids > Life ;) MUTHAFUCKIN VERIZON RAZZLE IS THE SHIT! haha jk I fuckin hate my phone

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I don't shove my beliefs down anybody's throat

is it wrong that I expect the same courtesy?

Jan 31st

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If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.

radiobruiser: mcflyerlovers: foreverreblog: Reblog to see hidden message I sawwww it! <33 :) Aw <3 second time I’ve reblogged this ♥ Aaww made my day <3 Awwh , ♥ This made me smile. [: Awwww :’) aaaaaawww :’D

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I had a dream this morning that gross bitchface...

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Spend all night doing your hair and makeup

Before the party After the party

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It's not the same...

embracemyinsanity: Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jan 31st

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Tomorrow is Monday.

plurad:

Jan 31st

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soundsobeautiful asked: I need you to come see me. When will you be able to come next? If I get paid on the first I will PAY for you to come down I swear it <3 Reply in my ask though okay? :)

Jan 31st

That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone...

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Bold what applies to you →

I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been...

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