December 2010
I don't know why they have to say that the babies...
mother fuckin obviously! THEY DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE PREGNANT! no one goes around going “I think I’ll take some prenatal vitamins just for shits and giggles” fuck no I’m failing to see why they need to say “The baby didn’t have any prenatal care” in every mother fuckin story!
DUH
Watchdontstopx0:
urethrafranklin:
Death of a Sim
LOLOL WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS?
If it wasn’t after two in the morning and my family wasn’t sleeping I woulda burst out laughing the second I hit play
House to myself
Couscous, gingerbread latte, and Keeping Up With the Kardashians
I’m a happy girl
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
randomsoliloquies:
getoffthat:
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the...
“Fate is the excuse of failures”
– Pablo Neruda
Adam LaPlante is the new love of my life! Look at... →
wastedreamland asked: Hello :) You may/may not have talked to me before, but you're following me, and I just wanted to wish all of my followers a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.
I hope it's amazing<3
I hope it's amazing<3
wastedreamland asked: Hello :) You may/may not have talked to me before, but you're following me, and I just wanted to wish all of my followers a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.
I hope it's amazing<3
I hope it's amazing<3
see and hear Justin Bieber every time my phone...
Ummmm… no thanks commercial, I’d rather slit my own throat with a very rusty, serrated blade
is it just me or...
has Seth Rogen gotten pretty attractive since he lost all that weight?
Why Big Boobs Suck: →
w-anchor:
helminthophobia:
Back pains/problems
Shirts don’t always fit right
Can’t always find the right bra size
You break the bra you had to settle with because the store you went to didn’t have your size
Unwanted attention
Can’t run or engage in sports that involve running and/or jumping…
my life but they are pretty amusing to play with
Necessary evils that come with having...
Fuck My Life
the only thing I like about my appearance is ruined
I'm going to write a rock opera
I dreamed up the libretto last night or this morning rather a lot of it mirrors my life but there’s time travel involved so in that way it doesn’t lol
iwannabeforeveryounq asked: thanks for the follow babe!
This one’s for Nathan Happy Birthday <3 I...
I saw someone I used to be best friends with then...
I don’t think I hate him anymore But I don’t think we can be friends again I can tell he feels sorry for what he did, but I know he’s the type of person who will never admit responsibility or express remorse but most importantly I can’t be friends with someone who threw 18 years of friendship away because he fucked up and blamed it on me I’m glad he is well though and...
I almost crashed into my cutie patootie today!
God I hope he doesn’t only like graceful girls because that would rule me out completely
every time he’s around my mind and body like shut off their connection and what little poise I have flies away leaving me like
and everyone around me like
and I try to walk it off like
but inside I’m like
I don't know why I'm still awake
other than possibly I don’t want the one day that I wasn’t invisible to someone I like to end
Things I discovered while I was forced by the...
The Big Gay Musical is the best movie on Netflix
I can get homework done before it’s due
Mad River Transit singers are amazing (all of them not just the one I have a crush on)
getting hit in the eye with the bill of a baseball cap hurts like a bitch
Colleen won’t let me get married while I’m drunk at my 21st birthday
Facebook is boring after about 2 hours of no one talking...
When flirting with a hot guy
theravenclawprefect:
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